This is Callie's home page. If you think something's funny, let me know, I could use all laughs a gal can get. If you think someone's attractive (me!), a girl loves to hear that kind of thing. If you don't like my site, have no sense of humor or are a tight ass in general, go somewhere else . If I wanted to deal with an asshole, I could just head over to http://welcome.to/wintermute! Just kiddin' Wintermute! NOT! Whatever! There's a lot to see here, so enjoy. No nudies, sorry guys. If you want something like that, you'll have to do more than just find my website! Don't be discouraged, there are links to some great sites, some files to download and other things to see that'll keep you 'interested' so click the links and enjoy.

Here's the rules of play:

All files are scanned with Norton AV, but remember to always use your own protection.

Anyone setting off an e-mail bomb or any goofy crap like that shall be dealt with in strictly the harshest way possible, Wintermute is my "big brother" of the web. He's a network security and infrastructure guru and is completely psycho over my bod. So please play nice or get flamed in a very real and caring way.

If you want to earn special respect, you can by performing one simple feat. Tell me what PARHELION means and you might get a special reward.

I used to use frames, but they're a pain in the ass, so I'm just putting links to all the pages of my site at the bottom of the page.